more patent leather heels
July 04, 2007 // 00:20
music: Who Says You Can't Go Home - Bon Jovi
reading: xkcd archives

I bought an apron today. it is a bright sunny yellow Williams Sonoma and it was on sale and is most certainly beautiful. it makes me feel a little like June Cleaver and it makes me smile.

I don't know why I bought it. I didn't have a reason. I almost bought it with a pair of bright yellow patent leather heels - a substitute for the red I wrote about before - but left the heels behind.

the apron has two pockets and has inspired me to make cookies or brownies or something else delicious tomorrow. I want to make dinner when I wear it. I want to buy matching kitchen towels and oven mitts and drink a sweet tea while I wear it. I want to be primping my perfectly-coiffed hair while tending to my bright yellow Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer making cookie dough, while standing and smiling pleasantly in my bright yellow patent yellow heels.

I don't know why. I have been having dreams where I have been doing these weird domestic things with a wild side lately. most of them involve some kind of patent leather heels. I normally don't remember my dreams, but lately I have.

I don't know what this says about me?



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