May 30, 2007 // 23:37
reading:
let's see what I can sum up about Atlantic City:
- lick it, don't bite it
- a giant dancing inflatable crab
- getting free drinks because 'I know this one bartender"
- I made the Death Star spin TWICE
- Kenny Rogers is THE GAMBLER
- almost taking out a tollbooth operator and the toll gate at 50 mph
- the men's bathroom with its vibrating wall pump
- candy garter belts, pasties, and manthongs
- Tim's belt is a national security threat
- Angie Everhart vs. Angie Dickinson
- rosemary cornbread
- the Enchanted Unicorn, Dam Lumberjack Beavers, and Fortune Cookie
- knowing all the words to the theme song of 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'
- 'I won $5!'
- the nastiest mint taffy that ever was
- my head is small enough for little kid hats
- dodging psychotic seagulls and trying to prevent getting shat upon
- 'would you rather be a hooker or a casino drink girl?'
- 'We probably shouldn't get McDonald's, it makes me a little sick to my stomach.'
- Remove Before Flight
- making it to the kiosks, reprinting boarding passes, through security, and sitting at the gate in six freakin' minutes in Philly
- 'oh yeah, I forgot to tell you all my clocks are wrong'
- sunburns in the oddest places, like the crooks of our elbows
- bonding over wanting to join the Air Force, hiking and climbing, and vacationing in odd places
- trapping children under mock rocks with caribou
- caribou with lasers on their heads and bees in their mouths, so when they bark they shoot bees at you (and lasers)
- testing resonance in the airport and getting filthy
- napping in the convertible
- extremely majestic eagles EVERYWHERE
check more here, at Tim's blog, too.







